Tweet like a STAR – 31 tips to become the King of Twitter

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P Diddy | @iamdiddy | ~ 600 updates | ~ 200.000 followers

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1. Use a hot yearbook photo as your avatar! If you don’t have one, make it @ Yearbook Yourself.

2. Don’t let a day pass by without talking about positive vibes! THATS NOT YELLING . THATS POSITIVE ENERGY!!!

3. Use a lot of!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Say “Let’s go people” as much as you can!

5. Use very intense teasers.

6. Talk about tantric sex (while you make it).

7. Livetweet a bubble bath holding an Oscar.

Stephen Fry | @stephenfry | ~ 2.200 updates | ~ 320.000 followers

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8. Instead of make it yourself, ask a gifted friend to draw you a nice background for your Twitter homepage.

9. Write about massage as often as you can!

10. Make at least 20 Twitter posts a day.

11. Share the joy of being stocked in an elevator by tweeting and posting pictures with the other prisoners.

12. Say Arse and Penis from time to time.

13. Use TwitPic at least once a day.

14. Don’t forget about theatre.

Demi Moore | @mrskutcher | ~ 700 updates | ~ 200.000 followers

demi15. Books baby, microblog about books (that you read, I’m afraid)!

16. Actually, Mrs. Kutcher reads 12 books / month!?

17. OK, you can have a Kindle for that (or a Kindlezed iPhone).

18. Use Qik to post small video bits, a la TwitPic

19. ReTweet often

20. Encourage people NOT to have surgery to look like you

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Snoop Dogg | @snoopdogg | ~ 500 updates | ~ 60.000 followers

snoop21. Use fcd up phonetic spelling.

22. Show respect to your readers.

23. Connect to Justin TV at least once a week

24. Don’t forget about your homeys

25. Cherish every damn green moment (and we’re not talking bout @algore)

26. Share hot photos on Twitpic

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Guy Kawasaki | @guykawasaki | ~ 21.000 updates | ~90.000 followers

guy27. Do ten times a day all of the above.

28. Promote your links with any other link that you share.

29. Reply a lot.

30. Use Adjix & TwitterHawk.

31. Never sleep!

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Catalin Zorzini
Catalin is the founder of Mostash - a social marketing boutique - and he's always happy to share his passion for graphic design & social media.
  • grone

    Keep up dude! Guy rules!!!

  • anne may

    Diddy iz DA KIN-GG!

  • Yep it’s true Guy doesn’t sleep at all, how come he’s not wearing glasses like the rest of the guys on here.

  • Oh, is that what I’ve been doing wrong? I haven’t done any of those and I only have about 500 followers. I better get with the times.

  • Why wouldn’t you ask people that are highly recognized for being GOOD at twitter rather than a bag of celebs that have never used Twitter very well. The only possible exception here is Guy.

    Having a list of people and sending out crap does not a great Tweep make.

    Sorry, celebrity is not authority, nor is it anything other than it’s own 2 dimensional virtue.

    Get on Twitter, and ask tweeps who to ask the same question. You will get answers of value, rather than schtick and hack ones.

  • Hey, nice tips. I’ll buy a glass of beer to that person from that forum who told me to visit your blog :)

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  • Stotler

    Thank You for that post! It’s been a long day and your info just set me right. Now I can see what other good info is out there. Cheers.

  • Yep it’s true Guy doesn’t sleep at all, how come he’s not wearing glasses like the rest of the guys on here.

  • thanks nice text interesting :)

  • How bold!!

  • Become the king.

    Thank you.

    Regards.

  • Why wouldn’t you ask people that are highly recognized for being GOOD at twitter rather than a bag of celebs that have never used Twitter very well. The only possible exception here is Guy.

  • Become the king.

    Thank you.

    Regards.

  • haha funny :D

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  • fred

    even more funny than the post are the suckers that think you were serious. the internet is a funny place =)

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  • thanks for you very much too

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  • Become the king.

    Thank you.

    Regards.