Tweet like a STAR – 31 tips to become the King of Twitter

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P Diddy | @iamdiddy | ~ 600 updates | ~ 200.000 followers

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1. Use a hot yearbook photo as your avatar! If you don’t have one, make it @ Yearbook Yourself.

2. Don’t let a day pass by without talking about positive vibes! THATS NOT YELLING . THATS POSITIVE ENERGY!!!

3. Use a lot of!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4. Say “Let’s go people” as much as you can!

5. Use very intense teasers.

6. Talk about tantric sex (while you make it).

7. Livetweet a bubble bath holding an Oscar.

Stephen Fry | @stephenfry | ~ 2.200 updates | ~ 320.000 followers

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8. Instead of make it yourself, ask a gifted friend to draw you a nice background for your Twitter homepage.

9. Write about massage as often as you can!

10. Make at least 20 Twitter posts a day.

11. Share the joy of being stocked in an elevator by tweeting and posting pictures with the other prisoners.

12. Say Arse and Penis from time to time.

13. Use TwitPic at least once a day.

14. Don’t forget about theatre.

Demi Moore | @mrskutcher | ~ 700 updates | ~ 200.000 followers

demi15. Books baby, microblog about books (that you read, I’m afraid)!

16. Actually, Mrs. Kutcher reads 12 books / month!?

17. OK, you can have a Kindle for that (or a Kindlezed iPhone).

18. Use Qik to post small video bits, a la TwitPic


19. ReTweet often

20. Encourage people NOT to have surgery to look like you

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Snoop Dogg | @snoopdogg | ~ 500 updates | ~ 60.000 followers

snoop21. Use fcd up phonetic spelling.

22. Show respect to your readers.

23. Connect to Justin TV at least once a week

24. Don’t forget about your homeys

25. Cherish every damn green moment (and we’re not talking bout @algore)

26. Share hot photos on Twitpic

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Guy Kawasaki | @guykawasaki | ~ 21.000 updates | ~90.000 followers

guy27. Do ten times a day all of the above.

28. Promote your links with any other link that you share.

29. Reply a lot.

30. Use Adjix & TwitterHawk.

31. Never sleep!

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Comments

  • grone March 20, 2009

    Keep up dude! Guy rules!!!

  • anne may March 20, 2009

    Diddy iz DA KIN-GG!

  • Create a Twitter Site March 21, 2009

    Yep it’s true Guy doesn’t sleep at all, how come he’s not wearing glasses like the rest of the guys on here.

  • Adena DeMonte March 22, 2009

    Oh, is that what I’ve been doing wrong? I haven’t done any of those and I only have about 500 followers. I better get with the times.

  • Ron Davies April 7, 2009

    Why wouldn’t you ask people that are highly recognized for being GOOD at twitter rather than a bag of celebs that have never used Twitter very well. The only possible exception here is Guy.

    Having a list of people and sending out crap does not a great Tweep make.

    Sorry, celebrity is not authority, nor is it anything other than it’s own 2 dimensional virtue.

    Get on Twitter, and ask tweeps who to ask the same question. You will get answers of value, rather than schtick and hack ones.

  • Ex Girlfiend April 9, 2009

    Hey, nice tips. I’ll buy a glass of beer to that person from that forum who told me to visit your blog :)

  • buy anavar April 20, 2009

    Interesting blog, nice design, i have bookmarked it for the future referrence

  • Stotler July 15, 2009

    Thank You for that post! It’s been a long day and your info just set me right. Now I can see what other good info is out there. Cheers.

  • oyun oyna January 19, 2010

    Yep it’s true Guy doesn’t sleep at all, how come he’s not wearing glasses like the rest of the guys on here.

  • komik resimler March 2, 2010

    thanks nice text interesting :)

  • Noble Mouton May 3, 2010

    How bold!!

  • Altın Fiyatları May 6, 2010

    Become the king.

    Thank you.

    Regards.

  • jaluzi May 6, 2010

    Why wouldn’t you ask people that are highly recognized for being GOOD at twitter rather than a bag of celebs that have never used Twitter very well. The only possible exception here is Guy.

  • kale kasa July 7, 2010

    Become the king.

    Thank you.

    Regards.

  • ödev sitesi August 16, 2010

    haha funny :D

  • perde modeli September 1, 2010

    The below post has not yet been created.

  • fred November 18, 2010

    even more funny than the post are the suckers that think you were serious. the internet is a funny place =)

  • Dave ODey November 19, 2010

    The post above is now outdated.

  • kızım nerede November 25, 2010

    thanks for you very much too

  • volki December 10, 2010

    teşekkür ederiz.İyi yayınlar

  • dolmus reklam June 19, 2011

    Become the king.

    Thank you.

    Regards.

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