Sure Twitter is all about hot trends and flash news, but maybe you also wanna have some fun in those 140 characters: And you’re damn right! We need to get some laughs! So here it is: we just finished our list of the funniest 25 Twitter accounts ever. Follow them and feel no pain!
Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr | Jimmy Carr. Literally the biggest face on television.
Christopher Moyles @CHRISDJMOYLES | Chris Moyles is me. I am him. Thanks for reading and God Bless You.
Tim Siedell @badbanana | The Washington Post says I’m funny. And they know funny (see Watergate).
Seth Rogen @Seth_Rogen | I make movies and smoke weed… thats about it! Yes this is my official page!
P Diddy @iamdiddy |KING COMBS
Graham Linehan @Glinner | I make problems ‘go away’. Permanently. Also, comedy writer.
Weird News @weirdnews | We try our best to bring the weirdest and most offbeat news as possible… to You. Add the hashtag #weirdnews to anything you want us to see.
AZIZ ANSARI @azizansari
Steve Buscemi @Steve_Buscemi | I don’t have my own website, so I decided to link artists I’m currently into. Fuck it.
Sthephen Fry @stephenfry
The Onion @TheOnion | America’s Finest News Source
Darth Vader @DarthVader | Evil Orphan Annieâ„¢
Shaquille O’Neal @THE_REAL_SHAQ | ERY QUOTATIOUS, I PERFORM RANDOM ACTS OF SHAQNESS
Michael Scott @MichaelScott | Former very awesome boss at Dunder Mifflin, Scranton PA.
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack | The Official Michael Ian Black Twitter Page
Borat Sagdiyev @Borat | I make Sexy Time!
Stephen T. Colbert @StephenTColbert | I Am America (And So Can You!)
Funny or Die @funnyordie | We like to laugh.
Doug Benson @DougBenson | Comedian. Actor. idiot.
David Lynch @DAVID_LYNCH | Filmmaker. Born Missoula, MT. Eagle Scout.
Fake Michael Bay @michael_bay | Better than you. (Not affiliated with the real michael bay)
Ashton Kutcher @aplusk
Karl Lagerfeld @Karl_Lagerfeld | A terrible underarchiever.
John Hodgman @hodgman | hodgman=expert
Diablo Cody @diablocody
If you are following other funny people on Twitter, please let us know in the comments. Thanks!
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One woman. You might try expanding your horizons. Or at the very least who you follow on twitter.
I agree A, why don’t you suggest us a few funny girls to follow?
nice tips. thx! waiting for the new post!
The funniest 25 ‘Twits’ you must follow right now | Inspired Magazine…
You’re damn right! We need to get some laughs! So here it is: we just finished our list of the funniest 25 Twitter accounts ever. Follow them and feel no pain!…
Because girls aren’t funny…
Comedian Joe Praino is @fixyourlife…he just started twittering like last week, but he’s hilarious. Check him out.
I agree… kind of lame to not to include more women.
How about: anamariecox, hoosiergirl, amandapalmer, SarahKSilverman, VaginaDrum,
And how can you not include: rainnwilson, formerlyCwalken, FakeDemetri , hotdogsladies, PFTompkins, alexblagg, steveagee, ChristFinnegan, Russell Brand-rustyrockets
Thank you! I would now go on this blog every day!
I spent like a minute trying to clean the smudges off my computer screen before realizing that it’s just your fucking background…
God, I should stop smoking pot in the morning….
jannarden is funny and has some funny one liners for sure!
got to follow bsenfy. Funniest tweeter I know.
sarah silverman is stupid. why do people find her funny?
mmitchelldaviss and fakechucknorris fill my life with hilarity. find and follow, people.
Seth_Rogen is 100% certifiably FAKE! Real Seth Rogen was interviewed at a premiere saying he does not use Twitter or any other social networking site. Besides, real Seth Rogen tweets would be WAAAY funnier. But damn, there are over 80,000 following (fake) Seth_Rogen. That’s amazing.
ANNyong7 cracks me up!
hey im following this twitter.com/seancon is his link and guy needs 2 be on this list! oh yea! twitter.com/hexmurda is also a very great follow!
You’ve got to follow @Mark_Braunstein cracks me up!
I was really hoping this list wouldn’t be all celebrities, but I guess it was kind of silly for me to think it would actually be a list of funny “everyday” people.
Here’s my list:
@redneckmommy
@avitable
@missbritt
@sarcastica
@Faiqa
@VegasWalkinDude (If you’re a fan of “The Stand,” this is an unofficial RP account. Whomever is playing Flagg is doing a great job of it)
Not only do these people have a great sense of humor, but they will also actually talk to you, as opposed to most so-called celebs on Twitter. (I’m not knocking celebs, really, but I do believe that they should interact with people other than each other. Most of them have acquired this “I’m above you” kind of thinking, and it’s not classy at all.)
I love meeting new people and talking, so feel free to tweet me or tweet me your favorite funny people @elizabethbarone (Warning: I’m not really funny.)
It is important to Stop Smoking today!
@pophangover is jillian madison of pophangover and foodnetworkhumor. a much needed female for this male dominated list.
add sulsinslough to the list.
“I’ve just stepped on a rather large snail and now have survivors guilt”
[...] The funniest 25 ‘Twits’ you must follow right now [...]
@Ryan_Gosling has funny tweets! His Twitter Bio says: “Hey girl, I’m Ryan Gosling, and I respect you as a female.”
I thinks that’s pretty funny!
I am a high school teacher. By far the most feckless, gibbering, nonsensical excuse for a student I ever had apparently now spends his or her (damned if I can remember which) no doubt ample spare time besmudging the otherwise spotless landscape of twitter via the following:
@lonesomeaviary
this one has them all beat… he has a half million followers… http://twitter.com/shitmydadsays
best person to follow karadi0n
shitmydad says is pretty funny I guess, but one of my friends found this poor guy who just posts the funnist, most pathetic shit about his life. idk if it’s a joke or not, but I think it’s pretty damn funny to read. can’t see how she found him, he’s practically unheard of.
@crig
If you like dirty humor you should follow this one. The guy definitely makes fun of every sexual thing you could think of.
twitter.com/vh1mrboston
@jordanrubin
@r3nz0
these are easily the funniest…SERIOUSLY
Just happened on @fakeapstylebook. Great fun for writers.
“Avoid describing military drones as “unmanned,” as evidence suggests that tiny pilots actually fly them.
3:37 PM”
Another one that’s usually really funny is http://twitter.com/insultoftheday
It’s just all funny insults, nothing else.
A guy who is also very funny but unknown is @JustinBaney . He’s more into the slight shock value type tweets and he sometimes goes a little too racy, too sacrilege, and/or too sexual; however which great comedians don’t go too far sometimes? I’m just kinda amazed how he can put a joke in 140 characters without having to add a link to make the joke complete.
@shitmydadsays
Easily the funniest twitter going around. You’ll be wetting yourself by the time you get through all his tweets.
Another funny dude @shitatwit. Check him out.
follow me,
@sarah_adkins
Just made a twitter account and I’m hoping to make it on a funny people list soon. Check me out. I need followers! I’m currently at one.
I forgot to say what my twitter name is. Still so inexperienced at being awesome…
crisselinsteele
I love these: http://twitter.com/collegehipster and http://twitter.com/whitegrlproblem
Surprised @TrainedHedonist isn’t on this list http://twitter.com/TrainedHedonist
I like @dead_ted – looks like it’s just started but is funny.
The only man who has never told a lie to his wife
is a bachelor….:):):)
I thought you might be interested to know that Lord Sugar has a Twitter account! You can find him here http://www.twitter.com/Lord_Sugar ..
The most vile, offensive, ROTFL twitter it that of notorious seduction guru Dimitri The Lover. Topics such as rape, incest, and general douchebaggery are all the rage
http://twitter.com/dimitrithelover
follow @dawnjeremiah
follow http://twitter.com/dawnjeremiah
http://twitter.com/AsianMother
@stroke_my_beard
lol this list doesn’t even have @TrainedHedonist on it…
Follow my brother http://twitter.com/tweetafart he literally has a twitter dedicated to his farts, and tweets each one, describing it. Hilarious.
@Harrypotterisms and @lord_Voldemort7 are definitely worth a follow if you read/watched the HP series.
You guys check out some guy called @slickdickson ?
I can vouch for the above comment from slickdickson’s mother. @slickdickson is a true up-and-comer.
http://twitter.com/TROG2000 can give you some of the best laughs that are out loud
I follow Mr Miyagi @MrKeisukeMiyagi
If you’re not easily offended the tweets will have you in stitches. Highly recommended lol.
This guy is great:
http://www.twitter.com/somethingson
Very funny if you like the mean style of comedy.
I think it’s mainly a way to connect to the main site:
http://somethingson.com
Shitmydadsays is pretty funny, Sarah Silverman is totally not, but each to there own I guess.
lol this list doesn’t have http://twitter.com/TrainedHedonist on it??
@JustPlainFunny <- Best Unknown Comic Ever!
Hilarious new twitter a friend told me about!
http://www.twitter.com/VaginaHiatus
a girl abstaining from having sex, and the hilarious stories that come with it!
Steve_Buscemi is a SUSPENDED ACCOUNT, so that means IT WAS A FAKE ONE, not the real Steve Buscemi!
Consistently funny:
http://twitter.com/WhyIsDaddyAngry
http://twitter.com/kellyoxford
http://twitter.com/gsouder
http://twitter.com/borowitzreport
I think these were mentioned:
http://twitter.com/badbanana
http://twitter.com/michaelianblack
i like this one
http://www.twitter.com/trynottothink
I found this guy on Lisa Lampanelli’s page. Dude makes me laugh
http://www.twitter.com/nugentmania1
Really funny: @coach_bopelini. Just follow him.
You forgot about realgoodperson. It’s the guy who got arrested for throwing milk and sod all over those guys from the Howard Stern show.
http://twitter.com/realgoodperson
@mochanya is hilarious! She eve throws in a quote or two every now and then!
WHERES ELLEN DEGENERES????? @TheEllenShow is funnier than all of these!
@retweetific for his original and funny tweets
http://twitter.com/#!/MendaxFacts
it has just started jet, but I think it will be very funny! The idea is great!
I found a hilarious account for Braveheart’s William Wallace: http://twitter.com/#!/0WilliamWallace
@ThatBeEnough is excellent.
I’ve just started following @mrkeisukemiyagi and @rikipedia . Cracks me up
Try to follow this guy! He is sooo funny!!! @JuanesDelfino
@sorryimfat is hilarious!!!
Funniest twitters out there @firstworldlife and @worstfeelings. Consistently hilarious you guys should check it ouT
Acknowledging that ’40% of everything on Twitter is pointless babble’, the brilliantly named PointlessBabs’ tweets are sarcastic, cutting but also wonderfully observant and entertaining. An absolute must if you share a similarly dry sense of humour! A very new account, but I expect much more to come… Babs is definitely one to watch!
my twitter username: chirpybird523
Plz follow! if u do, i promise not to post boring things!!
@eachshininghour on twitter is sooooo funny
Follow @capricecrane and @jennyjohnsonhigh5. Funny ladies.
Stephan Colbert literally wins all the awards for his hilarious tweets. Him and @eachshininghour (which is a usually-almost-daily feed of funny things overheard at high school) are my two favorite twitter users right now!
oh wait, hey other “guest” from november 15, you found that account too?? Cool! *waves* What’s your username on twitter?
http://twitter.com/#!/eachshininghour
“You have a hearty laugh. It reminds me of soup”
Hahahaha!
@teenagedprobz
I get a kick out of twitter.com/sillychubsongs
@IndianProbz if you are a desi then this guy is wayyy to funny to be missing out on
Jim Gaffigan
I not only follow Jim-I keep a blog of his best tweets! http://peachfuzz1954.wordpress.com/2009/10/07/the-wit-wisdom-of-comedian-jim-gaffigan/
@MrIdiott Really idiotic and Funniest Man.!
https://twitter.com/#!/MrIdiott
@MrIdiott is the funniest ever..! Follow him!!!!!
http://twitter.com/#!/MrIdiott funnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :)))
Follow @RudishTweets hes new but makes me laugh out loud so much. Offensive as hell though.
Found this guy the other day. Some of the stuff he posts is absolutely mental! https://twitter.com/ThingsAtGrans
Guys,
By far this is the funniest twitter account:
https://twitter.com/threesomebot
It auto retweets anyone that have the word “threesome”. haha There are so many funny comments on it!
@mostcrazybf is hilarious
https://twitter.com/TannisNinja is a chef like me and makes me laugh on a daily basis! Must check her out
this is very funny http://www.tweetsby.com/Celebrity/funny-tweets/
This ones really good! and factual birthday news each day too
http://twitter.com/birthdaygoose
Awesome! An unknown favorite of mine is @PlateOfPasta
“Hot chicks would be better if they were just a little more attractive.” @jonezysomething
You guys should follow @TipSafety
@DuchessCornwall
Future Queen Of England. One does like to chat with the public… but from a safe distance. Lover of Horses and Gin. Wife of the WingNut @Charles_HRH (Parody)
@FactStore can make your life interesting!
twitter.com/naeshark Interesting and Insightful political tweets
https://twitter.com/DearDudez is definitely the funniest twitter account that I follow
This guy wrote a book with his tweets, had my laughing: http://www.amazon.com/There-Comes-Point-Genius-ebook/dp/B00ASO8KUA/
Dis shiiiiit funny as hellllllll plus she’ll follow you back!!! check out @domcrystalhehe ya kno ??!!!
https://twitter.com/domcrystalhehe